It's The Free Slots And Gamer's Blog! Just Tell Me Of A Better Way To Dodge Bad Cooking! LOL!
She is approaching the high side of 90 years old, and her "Powers" (If she ever had any, that is...) have long ago waned and vanished, especially her cooking skills.
Yet, she insists on continuing to cook, and is quite adamant about "Women" and their dominance in the domestic arts... Men, claim she, don't belong anywhere near the kitchen, and she still looks at me, like I'm some kind of oddity...
I made the mistake of showing her a couple of award certificates, and some of my restaurant reviews and writings, and she never quite accepted the fact that a Man, could or even should be a good cook...
So now, everytime she has guests come over, she will automatically invite me over to sample her cooking, and to witness how her guests are enjoying her creations with gusto! LOL! :)
She also insists on cooking stuff for me whenever it appears that I have a cold or flu-bug of some sort... I have described the horrid results of some of her meals in other blogs, so I won't even go into the gory details here.
Suffice it to say that, if she was cooking my "Gallows Meal" (Last meal before execution), I'd rather go hungry...
There's got to be at least a few good restaurants on the way to Purgatory... wait a minute, maybe that where she learned how to cook!
I'm doomed! LOL!
Well, anyway I'm dodging her today, because she has relatives at her home, and the menu she's prepared leaves room for so many Intestinal Disasters, that I wisely chose to work online, as well as visit you fine folks today...
I'm no damned fool... I refuse to play up to her ego, and then suffer for the next five days.
90 years old or not, poor cooking must not be encouraged... When you see all manner of animals avoid going anywhere near her refuse-bin... That's a sign of bad cooking that one can trust! :)
So hang out, play some games, and hear some cool music, I'm going to work on my excuses for not picking up the 'To Go" plate that she's going to fix me for tomorrow! lol!
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Comments (13)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Well, Happy Morning To You, Lisa! :)
I was looking around for a way to make someone's day a little bit brighter, when I found this great widget LOL! :)
Hope it does the trick for you! :) Be sure to check out the other game codes... There are some really cool ways to jazz up your blogs... And the music widget is also a social network with many different styles of music that's sure to please anyone...
Huggs to ya, and I hope you hit the Jackpot! :)
Lisa Lomas11
HI Peaceful,
You just woke me up, lol was not expecting music, hahaha.
I love the widget, that I could use.
Now that I have woken I best do some looking around with
my eyes open, lol
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
520 points!!!!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Shredded Dried Pork Shoulder, that wasn't supposed to be... Yams that didn't quite candy up, but they will make great mortar for bricks, a slice of beef or some other unlucky animal... I could swear that I saw the words "Help Me! " scroll across it... Please folks, I tossed this food out, and this AM, it was untouched... We have feral cats, squirrels and opossums in this area... You do the math... :(
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jean, I know how you Aussies love your pokies... I aim to please! :)
Beth, I'll send you a free download manager, it might help you get your game on! :)
Cheryl, 350 is good news! :) I think I have 300... Hope you hit the jackpot!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
WOO HOOO!!!!!! 350
Beth Schmillen10
Mine won't load completely! darn... i was looking forward to another way of getting out of
working online today!
Jean DAndrea7
Retired
Oh no not a pokie machine - got to go try this.
You shouldn't have done that, Jeff ! :-) At least I
won't lose any cash.......
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Don't give up!
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
:-( I do better at the casino. This best I could manage was 30 for 3 red bars.
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Hey Players!
DON'T FORGET TO "CASH OUT" AND POST YOUR NAME AND SCORE! :)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Hey, at least you can't lose any money!
LOL! :)
A young sexy blonde went to Las Vegas. She had been in the casino for about an hour, and realized she was thirsty. So she went to the pop machine in the hall. She put $1.00 in an a Pepsi came out, she put another $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out, she put one last $1.00 in and another Pepsi came out.
A man saw her, and he said: "What are you doing?" And the sexy blonde said: "Duh!! Winning!!!"
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Now you did it! When you run out of credits they automatically reset. Worst think you can put it front of a slots junkie LOL!!!!