Robots????
A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a
fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed
that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there
is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you
please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then
asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest
medical
breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he
returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This
time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing , the
latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red
Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day
he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your
IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly
asked,
"A-r-e
y-o-u
p-e-o-p-l-e
r-e-a-l-l-y
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed
that the Maitre D' was a robot.
The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there
is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with
you until a table is ready, If you
please."
Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
The robot clicked a couple more times and then
asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of
relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest
medical
breakthroughs, etc.
The man was most impressed. The next day he
returned, But thought he would try a different tack.
The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This
time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing , the
latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Red
Sox to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day
he returned.
Again the robot asked the question, "What is your
IQ?"
This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."
The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly
asked,
"A-r-e
y-o-u
p-e-o-p-l-e
r-e-a-l-l-y
g-o-i-n-g
t-o
n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e
H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
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Comments (4)
Cheryl Baumgartner12
Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Actually it is funny. And we have so many names that can replace Hillary this election.
Wendy7
Beth
Thanks for responding
First time I had seen it LOL
Wendy
Beth Schmillen10
Hi Wendy !!!
This circulated with Bush last election time as i recall! LOL or maybe it
was about the Democrats!
it is a funny joke!
Beth
I'm a democrat and i still see the humor in it! (smiles)
Wendy7
Guess it isn't that amusing after all LOL