When Girls Don't Put Out!!

sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the
whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think
with their head and women with their heart. 

     FOR EXAMPLE:One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, I don't feel like it,

I just want you to hold me.

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?! So she says the words
that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.

 
She responded to my puzzled look by saying,

'Can't you just love me for who I am and
not what I do for you in the bedroom?  

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
 night, I went to sleep. 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
 time with her.

We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different
very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy
 them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a
pair for each outfit. 

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair
of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
 one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she
asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.  I think
I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual
 satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said,
 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier. 

I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, No honey, I don't feel like it.  

Her face just went completely blank as her
jaw dropped with a baffled, WHAT?

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
 me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.  

And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added, Why can't you just love me for who I am and not
 for the things I buy you?  

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at
least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.  

Alright Ladies. Forward this if you
agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway. 

Men, forward this if you
 have BALLS  
Thank you very much!!! :)  

Wendy

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