How A REAL WOMAN Opens Her Beer! LOL!

really fantastic

When presented with new ideas or concepts, often I stop to reflect, "what would my mother think about this?"

Yes, she is no longer here with us.
Yes, this is probably an idea she never remotely considered.
No matter, I always know what she would have thought,
and can hear her words, in her voice.

SAME AS YOU CAN, WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER.

Short version, Mom says, Don't Do It!

Good thing that I've got connections in the shipping biz! LOL! :)

Forget FedEx that sucker will have to go in one of those international shipping crates that looks like a railroad car!

Can you imagine the cost of Fedex-ing it to her? LOL! :)

And another unsolved mystery is solved...We know who belongs to the mega-bra!

Hey Cheryl, you were right!

For those who missed it... :)

Hey Wendy!

Good Morning, My Friend-- You really missed a lot of good and funny classics while you were away, and I thought you would like to see a few! :)

I'm having my coffee, too, so Cheers and Top Of the Morning to You and Yours! :)

BTW how DOES a real woman open her beer?

I being of sound of mind and of the female persuasuion use anything available. Whether it is a seat belt, hammer, flat head screw driver, lighter, any utensil Or better yet buy twist off caps much easier LOL

That was truly funny, had to watch it twice to make sure I was saw what I saw ROFLMAO

What an eye opener first thing in the am and before coffee LOL

Least wise we know she will never have wrinkles in her face when she gets older Just remo

I don't believe that they will allow full cans of beer on the TV for that particular show... It's a rule for certain hours... Although it looks to me like she could make short work of them, too! :)

I showed this video to one of my, shall we say, better built lady friends.

Her comment -

"But they are only empty cans - is that the best she can do?"

That's got to be a prime Police Academy question for sure! LOL! :)

"Drop 'Em! " seems kind of redundant... Hmmmmmmmmm! :)

Cause of death: Acute Mammary Overdose LOL!

Now I worked for a police dept and my question is how do you relieve her of her weapons?!

What I'd like to know is What ever possesed her to even think of doing something like that
in the first place? Hey maybe she should go to the Fair and see if she could ring the BELL?
Now that might get her on Letterman.

LOL!!!!!

That's right all she has to do is smother him!

Man...atleast when she gets mad at her man...no hitting with pots...pans...or beer bottles....

She has her own 'natural' deadly weapon!

LMAO

She has quite few Sisters on Earth who share her "Talents ", Theresa... but they all probably don't know that this new art form could be helpful for the Planet...

Maybe this demonstration will give them a "Lift", as it were... :)

You aint kidding there Jeff. Just think of the electric they would be able to conserve hiring her instead of using the machines for recycling .... haha, we just solved the global warming problem for Australia !! LOL
However, the productivity of the other employees might decline a bit. HAHAHA!!

I certainly wouldn't mistake the Lady as the delicate type! :)

I'll wager that she would be a big hit at Recycling Demonstrations across the country! LOL! :)