Essay on Capitalism

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Essay on capitalism

U.S Capitalism and Influence on Foreign Nations

In 1776 God created the United States of America. Before then everyone was under rule of the tyrant king of Britain; Prince Charles. He put taxes on everything, and then the United States of America was formed in rehaliation to taxes. What was once a rival gang has become one of the most powerful nations in the universe.

America is now president of the world, and some people aren't cool with that. In the war of 1812, Osama bin Laden declared Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac. In retaliation, we tried killing the notorious Saddam Hussein but accidentally killed the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Just when things couldn't get any worse, they smashed a plane into our trade buildings, so we we responded by killing Princess Di. Is this an arms race anyone can win? Whoever wins, the children lose. And who cares? I hate kids. Bunch of little punks ruining my movie. I wanted to see The Passion of Christ in peace, not have a bunch of stupid kids crying. Oh well... at least people weren't paying or anything.

God loves America, that's why he's on our money. And money's important to the world, because without money, people would be poor. Many nations are poor because they have no money. America tries to give them money sometimes but I don't think they know how to use it because they're still poor. I think they try to eat the money because they're spoiled by missionaries who give them food instead of teaching them how to get money. I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child". I tought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat the nickels.

And then came the Indians, who my cousin tells me ran casinos and had a power level of at least 10.000. When Americans first came to this nation, the Indians picked a lot of fights and killed America's best friend (not Mexico). The Americans got really pissed and became The United States of America 2 (US2) and killed all the Indians. There are still some Indians, but now America can beat them in one punch without going to US2. In conclusion, the USA rules and everyone else drooles. That's why I don't let other nations in my secret clubhouse. Other nations and girls. In conclusion girls ar icky.