The Elizabethan Cusses, Oaths And Insults Generator! I Wanna See Just How Creative You Can Be With
And now for something completely different...
Youse people don't even have a clue of how funny people used to tawk back den! LOL! :)
I love finding stuff that not only entertains, but helps to break up the daily pattern of thoughts and actions that become routine and uncreative after a while...
This website will have you "Up To Speed" on the best and funniest Oaths, Curses and Insults from the days of Old English as spoken in Elizabethan times...
Of course, the website contains Mature Content, but it's LIT-TRIT-CHURE, for cryin' out loud, and it's a really funny look back at the roots of some of the cusses we use today!:)
http://www.renfaire.com/Language/insults.html
I once celebrated a Birthday where I had my guests read some 16th Century Ribald Poetry aloud during the party... There was so much laughter and fun that I recieved compliments for several weeks afterward...
So don't be "dissin" "Really, Really, Really Old School Humor"!
The Insult Generator is worth a visit to this site alone!:)
I want to see just how creative you guys can be, so feel free to come back here and post your creations for all to see and enjoy!
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Comments (12)
Darlene Isberg7
Internet User
Really nice change of Pace - Peaceful. The only one I know comes from the 14th century (supposedly) and I can't print it here. Thanks for the yuk-yuks.
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Verily, ye be a spongy shrill-gorged varlot!
Where on Earth is everybody? LOL! :)
I'm having one heck of a time insulting myself but it kinda feels like making love alone one too many times! :)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Ye quailing heavy-handed pigeon-egg!
That'll tie 'em up for years! :) LOL!
Rae Steinbrink6
Thou cans't not be but a puny empty-hearted baggage!
I think that says it all!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I have some Medievel recipes that are scribed in their original English, you never guess what a "Cockenthrice" is and no it's not that....
http://www.godecookery.com/incrd/incrd.htm#006
Thou art a lumpish rug-headed hugger-mugger!
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
Lol....hey that sounds even more fun!!! HAHAHAHA!
Oh yeah...we do don't we?
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jeezzzzzzzz!
Jousting was a BIGTIME tough way to make a living! We marketers just don't know how good we have it! :)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Oh, Man!
I could never drunk-dial and actually say this stuff, I'd laugh myself silly! :)
Now, chat-blogging is great way to have fun with this and drink, too! :)
Verily, ye be a yeasty dizzy-eyed lewdster!
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
I'm gonna have people think I really have lost it now! Ha ha!
S' wounds thou art a waggish toad-spotted dogfish! Ha that sounds like my x!
This would be fun for drunk dialing.......after some good crab legs and beer
Come on you know you have done it ;0)
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Forsooth! Thou art a hideous elf-skinned flax-wench!
Whatever that is! LOL!
Jeff Greene8
Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Isn't it the greatest? Now you can insult people and they'll have no idea what the heck you are talking about! :)
I helped a lady get a job writing for a Ren-Faire newpaper in Canada with this site! :)
Jennifer Underwood11
Promoter
Verily, thou art naught but a warped muddy-melted giglet!
LOL! Yep that is what I called you Jeff!