"The Ballad Of The Legal Lady ", Happy Birthday Cheryl! LOL! :)

by Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

Happy Birthday, Cheryl! This Tune Is Sung To "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett" (The Beverly Hillbillies) Hope you enjoy it as much as I am! :)


Come and listen to a story 'bout a lady named Cheryl

She's In The Legal Business, Just A Nice Ol'  Country Girl

If One Day Trouble's Darkening Your Mood

Just Call The Legal Lady And She Will Change Your 'Tood!

(Attitude that is, Just Fine, Mercy Me)

Well, One Day I Wuz Driven Down The Road

Below The Speed Limit, Cuz I'm Trailerin' A Load

A Texas County Mountie Started Tailgatin' Me

Then He Told Me To Pull Over For A "Copper" Look See

(Eyeball, That Is, Nice Car, Northern Tags...)

Well I knew this could be trouble so grabbed my cell phone

And Called The Legal Lady Sayin, Cheryl I Hope You're Home

When The Mountie Heard Me Mentionin' The Legal Lady's Name

He Said "Boy, Have A Nice Day" And I Told Him The Same

So If You're In A Heap Of Trouble Near Ol' San An-tone

Just Call The Legal Lady On Your Handy Telephone

Don't Let A Legal Matter Go A-Stressin' Out Your Health

 Just Call The Legal Lady With The Pretty Nice Shelf

(Books, That Is, Reads A Lot, A Real Pro)

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About Jeff Greene Committed     Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant

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Cheryl Baumgartner Professional   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Well now this is the first time anyone has written a song about me. Thank you I love it
Jun 25th 2008 16:06   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I was going to sing it to you on GCAST, but I got myself serious frog in my throat, so I'll try for this week end! :)

Happy Birthday, Sugarbee! :)
Jun 25th 2008 16:08   
Robert A, Falace Innovator   
LOL HAPPY BIRTHDAY Legal Lady!!! Love the video.

Many Blessings,
Jun 25th 2008 16:58   
Cheryl Baumgartner Professional   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks we can change a few lyrics to SC tomorrow and it works for you too. Happy Birthday to you too
Jun 25th 2008 17:40   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wait til I get my voice back! LOL! :)

I'm gonna try to sing a Country tune, with a clipped Celtic accent! :)

This song might turn into a jingle for your shingle, Cheryl! :)
Jun 26th 2008 10:59   
Cheryl Baumgartner Professional   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
I thought about that myself. It's a catchy little tune and everyone already knows the melody!
Jun 26th 2008 11:04   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
I also think that it's in the public domain, too

But I'll have to check on that... I haven't written a jingle in a million years, Cheryl!

See what you did?

LOL! :)
Jun 26th 2008 11:16   
Jennifer Underwood Professional   Promoter
Happy Birthday!!!
Jun 26th 2008 18:01   
Cheryl Baumgartner Professional   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks Jen! It was a good one!
Jun 26th 2008 18:40   
David Dubb Professional   ESL Coach + InternetWork Marketer
Dearest Cheryl,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY over here as well.

Beautiful song.

Take care.

Jun 27th 2008 08:06   
Emily Tanksley Senior   
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!
Jun 27th 2008 08:07   
Emily Tanksley Senior   
Oh and I love the birthday song.....
Jun 27th 2008 08:08   
Cheryl Baumgartner Professional   Medical Billing/Coding/Insurance
Thanks everyone, I'm on my way to Dallas for the weekend . Got classes but I'll be back Sunday night!
Jun 27th 2008 10:38   
Arthur Webster Senior   Just plain honesty
All the very best wishes
Jun 27th 2008 10:56   
David Schupbach Senior   
Thanks Jeff for letting me know about this!

Happy, Happy, Birthday Legal Lady!!!
Bet you can't believe your'e 29 already! ;-)

Jun 27th 2008 11:32   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
One day I'm gonna throw the biggest Bar-B-Q Known To Humankind, and you are all invited! :)
Jun 27th 2008 11:39   
Lisa Lomas Professional   
Hello Peaceful & Cheryl,

May all your birthday wishes come true!
Keep smiling & having fun, we enjoy
your humor!!
Jun 27th 2008 19:28   
Jean DAndrea Senior   Retired
Cheryl had a birthday just the other day,
Some of us missed the party - now what can I say?

"Happy Belated Birthday Cheryl", is all that comes to mind
Hope you had a great time, when you went out to dine.

I wish the Legal Lady all the best for the coming year,
May all your wishes come true, and you have lots of cheer.

Best I can do in a hurry ! :-)

Jun 27th 2008 20:09   
Lisa G. Committed   Health Wellness & Wealth Consultant
Hi Cheryl. Hope you had the happiest of Birthdays!!!!!!!!!

Just look at how many folks love you, just here on APSense.

Love the song that Jeff wrote for you!! That's the sweetest thing for one of the sweetest ladies we all know!!!!! :-)

Happy Birthday, Cheryl

From: Lisa g.
Jun 27th 2008 20:37   
Jeff Greene Committed   Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Wow! It's so good to see all of your faces here!

It's been a very long time since there was a gathering of all you fine folks, and I'm glad that everyone seems to be in good spirits! :)

Have a brilliant day! :)

We must do this again, soon, and we will.... :)
Jun 28th 2008 15:22   
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