# The Simplicity of a Child

by Monique Ivory
Monique Ivory
TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;Maria, go to the map and find &nbsp; North America &nbsp; .

&gt;&gt; MARIA: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Here it &nbsp;is.

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; Correct. &nbsp;Now class, who discovered &nbsp; America ?

&gt;&gt; CLASS: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maria.

&gt;&gt; ____________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the

&gt;&gt; floor?

&gt;&gt; JOHN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;You told me to do it without using tables.

&gt;&gt; __________________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp;Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

&gt;&gt; GLENN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp;No, that's wrong

&gt;&gt; GLENN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

&gt;&gt; (I &nbsp;Love this child)

&gt;&gt; ____________________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; Barney, what is the chemical formula for water?

&gt;&gt; DONALD: &nbsp; &nbsp; H I J K L M N O.

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; What are you talking about?

&gt;&gt; DONALD: &nbsp; &nbsp;Yesterday you said it's H to O.

&gt;&gt; __________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

&gt;&gt; didn't have ten years ago.

&gt;&gt; WINNIE: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Me!

&gt;&gt; __________________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

&gt;&gt; GLEN: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Well, I'm a &nbsp;lot closer to the ground than you are.

&gt;&gt; _______________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp; Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' &nbsp;I. &nbsp;'

&gt;&gt; MILLIE: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I &nbsp;is..

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp; No, Millie..... Always say, 'I &nbsp;am.'

&gt;&gt; MILLIE: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; All right... &nbsp;'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

&gt;&gt; ________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

&gt;&gt; tree, but also admitted it.

&gt;&gt; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish

&gt;&gt; him?

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; LOUIS: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Because George still had &nbsp;the axe in his hand....

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; ______________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;Now, Bud, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

&gt;&gt; SIMON: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

&gt;&gt; ______________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Clyde , your &nbsp;composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same

&gt;&gt; as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

&gt;&gt; CLYDE &nbsp;: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No, sir. It's the same dog.

&gt;&gt; (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

&gt;&gt; _________________________________

&gt;&gt;

&gt;&gt; TEACHER: &nbsp; &nbsp;Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

&gt;&gt; people are no longer &nbsp;interested?

&gt;&gt; HAROLD: &nbsp; &nbsp; A teacher
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Mar 5th 2011 23:13
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