Monique Ivory  
TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America   .

>> MARIA:         Here it  is.

>> TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?

>> CLASS:         Maria.

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>> TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the

>> floor?

>> JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.

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>> TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

>> GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

>> TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

>> GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

>> (I  Love this child)

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>> TEACHER:   Barney, what is the chemical formula for water?

>> DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

>> TEACHER:   What are you talking about?

>> DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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>> TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we

>> didn't have ten years ago.

>> WINNIE:       Me!

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>> TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

>> GLEN:          Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are.

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>> TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '

>> MILLIE:         I  is..

>> TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'

>> MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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>> TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

>> tree, but also admitted it.

>>                    Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish

>> him?

>>

>> LOUIS:           Because George still had  the axe in his hand....

>>

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>> TEACHER:    Now, Bud, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

>> SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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>> TEACHER:       Clyde , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same

>> as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

>> CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.

>> (I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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>> TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

>> people are no longer  interested?

>> HAROLD:     A teacher
 
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