Life Story Laffs
It's Not Nice To "Bling " The Death Helmet .....LOL!
by Jeff Greene Online Marketing Specialist/Consultant
Jeff Greene 
Online Marketing...
( Many thanks to CB for this great title!)
YES, I AM AN ARTIST in case youse didn't know!
I fully admit that I'm one of those guys who can paint, sculpt and
photograph stuff that actually looks good hanging in a gallery, or
displayed on a Walmart shopping bag.
Well, as an artist I get to
go to some pretty good parties, and last week was one of the better
weeks for a much needed break. The weather was a frosty 98 to 110 degree
heatwave, and all that I wanted to do was get into some free AIR
CONDITIONING, eat some fancy food and maybe gulp down a few glasses of
chilled wine... and it didn't matter that I had to actually look at
somebody else's idea of art for the privilege, either.
The particular event took place at one of those hoity-toity, fancy-shamancy
places in town that calls itself an "Auction House ", instead of an
"Expensive/Exclusive place to consider buying cheez-o art". The theme of
the evening was "THE VADER PROJECT " and that project consisted of 100 Darrth Vader helmets that were freely re-interpreted ( decorated) by 50 notable artists.
NO,
I DID NOT EVEN GET INVITED TO DO ANYTHING TO LORD VADER'S HEADGEAR, NOR
WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER GOING THERE IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE!!!...( I'm
shouting 'cuz I want to make sure that HE hears the loyalty in my voice,
and therefore won't zap my ass with that "force " thingy...)
Thank the Stars that there was PLENTY of chilled Vodka for me to drink,
because some of these Vader Helmets are truly off the chain! LOL!!!
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/07/vader-project/
Nov 5th 2010 09:18
Online Marketing...( Many thanks to CB for this great title!)
YES, I AM AN ARTIST in case youse didn't know!
I fully admit that I'm one of those guys who can paint, sculpt and
photograph stuff that actually looks good hanging in a gallery, or
displayed on a Walmart shopping bag.
Well, as an artist I get to
go to some pretty good parties, and last week was one of the better
weeks for a much needed break. The weather was a frosty 98 to 110 degree
heatwave, and all that I wanted to do was get into some free AIR
CONDITIONING, eat some fancy food and maybe gulp down a few glasses of
chilled wine... and it didn't matter that I had to actually look at
somebody else's idea of art for the privilege, either.
The particular event took place at one of those hoity-toity, fancy-shamancy
places in town that calls itself an "Auction House ", instead of an
"Expensive/Exclusive place to consider buying cheez-o art". The theme of
the evening was "THE VADER PROJECT " and that project consisted of 100 Darrth Vader helmets that were freely re-interpreted ( decorated) by 50 notable artists.
NO,
I DID NOT EVEN GET INVITED TO DO ANYTHING TO LORD VADER'S HEADGEAR, NOR
WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER GOING THERE IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE!!!...( I'm
shouting 'cuz I want to make sure that HE hears the loyalty in my voice,
and therefore won't zap my ass with that "force " thingy...)
Thank the Stars that there was PLENTY of chilled Vodka for me to drink,
because some of these Vader Helmets are truly off the chain! LOL!!!
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2010/07/vader-project/
Nov 5th 2010 09:18
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Jeff Greene
Online Marketing Specialist/ConsultantLOL! I knew you would probably "rat" on me! :) Nov 5th 2010 10:02 |
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Cheryl Baumgartner
  Medical Billing/Coding/InsuranceNot me! I just topped it! With all the 'celebrities' hanging out on APSense these days maybe Darth Vader has an account too! ROFL Nov 5th 2010 10:07 |
You Blinged the title and then "Carmen Mirandized" the photo! Is that heavy breathing coming from a respirator you hear sneaking up behind you? Better call on Master Yoda! lol
Nov 5th 2010 09:40