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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.OR look your worst. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Law of Logical Argument: Anything's possible if you don't know what you're talking about. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Doctors' Law: If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment . . . and you'll stay sick. WolfWoodWares OBA |
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| Here is a law for mechanics: Any nut, bolt, screw, or round tool dropped on the floor will role under the geographic center of the vehicle. Correlation: Except when there is a drain.
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| I think we've all had experience with at least some of them! This one is what happens to me :-) Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. WolfWoodWares OBA |
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| I have personnal experience with one in particular! If the shoe fits, it's ugly!
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| LOL I've had personal experience with several of those laws!
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