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Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......
fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.................
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| That's why my Shyla calico cat vomits on the carpet in strategic locations? ...and I thought she had an eating disorder! hehe
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| How true of the dog but I'm not sure if the cat is in its' right mind.
Most cats I know live the life of Riley with far more freedom and fuss than dogs. Good for a laugh, though. The Old Coot |
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| Your more than welcome Cheryl.
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| Thank you so much for this. A "sanitized" version appeared in my local newspaper about 6 years ago titled the Diary of a Mad Cat and a Happy Dog. I kept it on my fridge but it finally fell apart on me.
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