It Finally Happened!- My First Business Center Contact Spam! LOL!

 These folks must be pretty desperate, I think that Apsense Business Center contact mail has to be addressed by hand...

 Well, anyway here it is...

This has got to be the most preposturous offer that I have seen:

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Dear Sir,

I am a representative for the Local Cooperative Miners Union,. We have large quantity of AU GOLD DUST available for immediate sales for the any interest buyer, please see below, our FCO specifications of the goods and our conditions and modality of purchase:-

Quantity: 1,500 KGS
Purity: 99.96%
Origin: Alluvial, Ghana, West Africa.
Prize: $12.500 per kilo
Payment: NEGOTIABLE BETWEEN BUYER AND SELLER.
Delivery: BUYER'S DESTINATION/ REFINERY.
Local Taxes: BUYERS'S RESPONSIBILITY.
Validity: 20 Days for the date of issued

PROCEDURES OF TRANSACTION:
Buyer is expected with any of his or her group to come down to Abidjan, Ivory Coast for a face to face meeting with the representative of the seller, also, to witness or take part for an inspection of the consignment, witness first quality and control analysis test from the Cote d Ivoire Geological Survey Department before the shipment, Buyer will take full responsibility for all the fees for exportation documentations and shipping cost. During Buyer visit, (SPA) legal binding agreement will be signed between both parties.

SHIPMENT & MODE OF PAYMENT:
Seller's representative will accompany the goods with buyer to buyer's destination of choice to witness the final Assay and also to receive the full or in part payment depending on the agreed terms and conditions by the both parties stipulated in the said SPA Agreement.
Please take note or bear in mind that we have mandated an attorney here to follow up this transaction for on behalf of the seller and the buyer.



Mr- Tano Mathew(Union Representative)

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 What make it really funny is that if these guys had so much gold, why are they using FREE email? :)