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I did a big BooBoo at Christmas. I bought my four legged babies Christmas presents in the form of "Snaw Somes!" Peanut butter and Apple flavor sausage treats. I finally got around to opening it for them last night, boy was I sorry!
Now my babies are spoiled. I end up hanging on to the edge of the bed every night because they insist on sleeping with me. That is normally not a problem, they just make sure I know I am loved. This morning that changed. It seems that these Snaw Somes don't agree with my bigger dog. At 3am I woke up thinking I was back in the army going through one of those gas attack training exercises. My nose was literally burning and my eyes were tearing up. I cut on the light and started searching for "presents" in the form of dog piles. There were none. That's when I noticed my bigger baby giving me the innocent look. I know what that look means and sure enough the stench got stronger as he let another one of those silent killers rip. At that point there was nothing left to do but cede the battlefield. The remainder of the night was spent on the couch in the loft. I did come to a realization though. Send Snaw Somes to all of the military K-9 units in Iraq! A coordinated feeding of those treats to all of the loyal American dogs on duty and turn them into walking chemical warfare agents. Game Over insurgents! get protected before it happens to you |
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| Waste not, want not! Great way to reserve resources!
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| That is too too funny... I do not envy you that night... Could you have put the little darlings outside? or in a/the garage? maybe not possible... but this caught my eye: "turn them into walking chemical warfare agents. Game Over insurgents!" I often think that when I am changing the overly ripe kitty litter! That it could be delivered with precision to those same insurgents! .... hmmmm I've not been in the army but we seem to think alike on this count! LOL Beth Join FREE DM open in INDIA for IR |
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| They will not be getting anymore of those things, I will however put them on my Christmas list under "Enemies with dogs" LOL!
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| Silent, but deadly!
For treats I only ever give my dogs fresh meat - they love it and it is non gaseous (thank the Lord) The Old Coot |
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| Dogs do their best to be courteous, but giving them certain type of food makes maintaining their Natural dignity impossible.... Peanut butter is often used to keep them quiet... Bad Move...
The 'Clouds" of Methane from dogs can last for days... Oh, the embarrassment of it all! LOL! WIN Network Seminars- Your Chance To Win!  Group Administrator
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| You should see the little one do her meerkat impression!
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| Your dogs are too smart...lol.
I like them!!!! BIG Crumbs Group Administrator
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| I think the dog tries to blame me!!!!
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| Ha...Ha...Ha.. That's funny!
Got a good laugh for today. I just came back from Boston Market (home cooked food type restaurant)..I'm stuffed....... and if I'm not careful here..I may just join your kids there..lol. Why is it, my dog ain't no angel either..lol, I think their's is much, much more worse than ours. Hey..have you ever blamed the dog..lol..lol. Okay..guess I'm in a silly mood now..lol. BIG Crumbs Group Administrator
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