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Of Course Dogs Should Be Allowed In Bars! They're Only Human! LOL!

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 This was my response to a poll question from my friend, Crazy Nurse....

Considering the fact that a couple of drinks can turn some people into Werewolves, I thinks it's only fair!:)

Having been "in the biz", I can tell you that I have seen bar patrons:

1. Scratch and bite each other

2. Face down in a toilet

3. Howl and Growl at TV

4. Fight over the opposite sex

5. Hump a stranger's leg

6. Fart, Burp, Pee and Hurl all at once

7. Fight over food

8. Scratch themselves like they have fleas

9. Instantly go into "Heat"

10. Have sex publicly and spontaniously

With those behaviors in mind, I should think that allowing dogs in a pub would probably add some DIGNITY to the place!:) LOL!

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Some Resources for your beloved Companions, In Honour Of My Familiars, Jackie- The- Ripper and Gizmo-- Who have Crossed, but still seem to be able to let me know they are around-- I always wonder when that last sip of beer went or that last scrap of steak... the little sprites! :)


 

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Peaceful - Apr 30 2008 07:58 Report Unrelated Comment
Sombody wanted the pet information....
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Peaceful - Dec 28 2007 14:30 Report Unrelated Comment
Sometimes all people have to do is get a whiff of alcohol and it's Lycantho-Path City! LOL! :)
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Lisa G Intimates ~*~ - Dec 27 2007 11:50 Report Unrelated Comment
It's amazing how drinking can effect folks differently.
Just hope they all have designated drivers. Glad to hear you have done that for folks that are toasted Cheryl.

Personally, if I'm in a real delima, I have snuck into the boys restroom..and used my little ones as an excuse..lol. I have two boys. Well, can't exactly do that now, they are 12 & 14..ha..ha. I can see me trying..lol. Nah, I'll just have to wait my turn, in a long, long line now.
I sometimes don't drink even water..when I know I'm going to wind up in this kind of situation.
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Peaceful - Dec 27 2007 11:01 Report Unrelated Comment
I'm amazed that people have never seen a unisex bathroom and I am dismayed that in large venues ( Like stadiums and arenas ect.) that Women are forced to wait in long lines to use the toilet, while the men's room is available.. Certainly not fair or comfortable for my Sugarbees, and kind of an "ancient" systemised sexism, in my view.

But enough complaints for now! Life is too much fun to worry about some Micro-Dot Brained Idiots and their 'Socialization" schemes...

It's time to LAFF! :)

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ppl_cheryl63 - Dec 27 2007 10:41 Report Unrelated Comment
After my stint in Korea, about all you'll get out of me is a hearty "How's it hanging?" LOL!
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Peaceful - Dec 27 2007 08:43 Report Unrelated Comment
I'm glad to see you folks having fun! :)

Neither Myself or the Women in my Life are the least bit hung up about stuff like that, I'm very happy to say. I was priviledged to an observation of female behavior in an unusual setting, such as the New Years Day Parade here in Philly when I saw that. I'm very used to sharing the bathroom when the Ladies are present-- It's very efficient and expected. I might be shaving while they are enjoying a conversation and a pee-- It's no big deal! :)


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Does anyone need any more pet information?-- I can get stuff for snakes, parakeets and whatever... Please let me know! :)
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nomorehackers - Dec 26 2007 19:19 Report Unrelated Comment
And oh...the public women herd..is the 'are you sure I don't look fat...'.....and then some times.....LOTS AND LOTS of laughs...and 'I looooooooooooooooove you's'
LMAO....

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ppl_cheryl63 - Dec 26 2007 19:08 Report Unrelated Comment
Been there done that Jenn. Luckily I'm not allergic to Poison Ivy! I do know people who have gotten rashes in some very embarrassing places!
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nomorehackers - Dec 26 2007 18:40 Report Unrelated Comment
Yes, and it is so funny how women have to go in public herds.....that is our 'so how is your night going' talk...or 'man did you see that sexy man dancing with me.....' lol
Well, atleast that was during my single days. LOL!

Funny but sad thing I saw as a bartender was the married folks coming in every night with different people....OTHER than their spouses...and then decide to show up with their spouse, and be so proud to introduce them. It would make me SICK!

Also, if a customer would ask for my number, I would introduce myself as Jenny and give them 867-5309....and 9 out of 10 would fall for it!!!! LOL!

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nomorehackers - Dec 26 2007 18:36 Report Unrelated Comment
Hey living in the country, and being a redneck...and partying in the woods a LOT.....I can't say that I haven't been there done that....lol!
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