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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 20:23:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Fired Secretary</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/35050.html</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:37:07 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Jan aka Jaz Green</creator>
			<hits>32</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ Why I&nbsp;fired my Secretary.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      
      
      
      
      Last week was my birthday and I didn't 
feel very well waking up on that 
morning..&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
       ...  ]]> 
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			<title>Here's My Short Contribution</title> 
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			<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:21:32 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Mark Johnson</creator>
			<hits>106</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A husband asked his wife,

"Honey?  Where would you like me to take you
on our anniverary?".

His wife smiled and said, "Why don't you take me somewhere I've never been before?".

Her husband r...  ]]> 
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			<title>A letter from a Man to his Wife</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13759.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:45:36 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>119</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ Notice- This is only a joke, it had nothing to do with anyone on planet earth...whether the dead or the living human...anyway, enjoy...

 

          One day, after a conference in a hotel at Kual...  ]]> 
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			<title>Where are the Ducks</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13751.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:23:23 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>95</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure eno...  ]]> 
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			<title>PLEASE NOTE:</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13748.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 21:01:03 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>129</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money....  ]]> 
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			<title>The husband Store-Too Funny</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13745.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:59:34 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>78</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A store that sells new husbands  opens in Melbourne City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit ...  ]]> 
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			<title>Smart Blonde</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13743.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:51:04 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>99</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so...  ]]> 
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			<title>Clocks</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13742.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:46:25 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>122</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" 

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. ...  ]]> 
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			<title>Car Shopping</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13740.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:43:52 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>141</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A couple had been looking at new cars for months. He wanted a simple truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zoom through traffic and look like a princess. He would have settled for...  ]]> 
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			<title>Playing House</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13739.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:42:11 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>118</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?" 

He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?" 

The girl replied, "I want you ...  ]]> 
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			<title>Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13738.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 20:36:00 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Beryl Payton</creator>
			<hits>117</hits>
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			<![CDATA[ A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repo...  ]]> 
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			<title>Elder Respect</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13478.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:02:34 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Jeannette Noding</creator>
			<hits>62</hits>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[ I was always taught to respect my elders,
>       >          But it keeps getting harder to find one.  ]]> 
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			<title>Why God Created Man First</title> 
			<link>http://www.apsense.com/subject/13477.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:01:17 GMT</pubDate> 
			<creator>Jeannette Noding</creator>
			<hits>168</hits>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
>       >          Of an answer for her first question.  ]]> 
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