Self-pleasuring at Work: A Coffee Break Alternative
by John Dugan OwnerReliable
statistics are hard to come by where self-pleasuring is concerned, but it does
seem that more Americans are taking sensual matters into their own hands more
often. Certainly the availability of vast channels of adult literature on
computers, phones and other instruments makes it easy to find stimulating
material for quick “hands-on” session whenever and wherever a guy wishes –
including at work. Since there are distinct male organ health advantages to
self-pleasuring – and it makes a nice alternative to just another coffee break
- this trend is understandable. Still, there are certain considerations to keep
in mind when self-gratifying at work.
It’s the boss’s internet.
Surfing for adult literature in the privacy of one’s own home is
one thing; doing it at work can be grounds for dismissal. Many businesses have
firewalls in place to keep horny workers from spending the entire day watching
scenes of unbridled lust. But even those that don’t may still be monitored so
that the boss knows what his employees are watching. It’s better for a guy to
just use his own imagination – or catch a few views on his phone (but NOT while
using the office WiFi connection!)
No place for exhibitionism.
Self-pleasuring is one thing; exhibitionism is another and is
likely to lead to dismissal (or at least to some embarrassment). It’s tempting
to self-fondle at one’s desk, especially if a guy has his own office and a door
that can lock. But most of the time it’s safer to take advantage of the men’s
room for work self-pleasuring. Yes, that means not getting into a lot of
moaning or stroking too loudly if others are sharing the facilities – but most
men can deal with that. Besides, if by some chance a guy does get caught
self-fondling in the stalls, he’s likely to just get heckled a bit instead of
fired.
Some men think it’s risk-free to self-pleasure after hours at
their desk, after most people have gone home. But don’t forget the cleaning
staff, who may not knock before coming in.
Clean up.
When self-gratifying in the men’s room, be sure to clean up
thoroughly afterward. No man wants to enter a stall and find another guy’s stray
drops of male seed on the toilet or the floor. And this should go without
saying, but be sure to wash the hands thoroughly when done.
Good stress relief.
Ok, it’s not a news flash that the office can be intensely
stressing – and that’s a good reason to self-pleasure. Self-stimulating helps
to de-stress a guy, which can help renew his energy and make him more
productive. And unlike that cup of coffee, it’s caffeine-free and less likely
to make him feel all jittery afterwards.
Helps with anger management.
Everyone has times when they would like to pound that obnoxious
co-worker into the ground or make their boss pay for humiliating them during a
presentation. Finding long term solutions to anger issues is important – but
self-stroking can be a short term way to deal with it. Most men feel much
calmer and more at peace after self-pleasuring.
Don’t overshare.
More and more men enjoy posting pictures and videos of themselves
self-stimulating. It’s best for a guy to refrain from posting his work wanking.
If he does, he should definitely not mention that the activity occurred at work
– just in case it somehow comes across the radar screen of someone else in the
company who may forward it to the boss.
With caution and common sense, a man can enjoy some self-pleasuring
sessions while at work. And of course self-pleasuring is even better if the
member is healthy, so continue to use a first rate male organ health crème (health
professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe
for skin). A crème with vitamin A will have anti-bacterial properties that
can help cut down on annoyingly persistent male organ odor. Try to locate one
that also includes vitamin C, which is not only a key component of collagen but
also helps accommodate healthy manhood blood flow.
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