My Next Life- Woody Allen
by Zakir Jatoi Student“In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling
better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch and
a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you’re young
enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa-like conditions with
central heating and room service
on tap, larger quarters every day
and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!”
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Funny stuff thanks for sharing.
Aug 21st 2013 15:43