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How crazy is your father?

by Shashi Ranjan I am entrepreneur

Parents Teacher Meeting ( Class 10th)

Class Teacher: Your son has got 80% in half yearly exam, that’ll not do. Make him study harder or else he’d fail in finals.

Papa: Umm… If my maths serves me right, he has got a lot more than 33%. How can he fail?

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Class Teacher: Because he often goes on stage, participate in nonsense activities and is a C.C.A captain of his house. These things distract him.

Papa: (*Looking at me* )I’d never, in my wildest dreams also, thought that you can do these things. (*Class Teacher starts smiling slowly.* ) Come, let’s buy you a new dress.

Class Teacher: *SHOCKED*

Half yearly exam (Class 11th)

It was the night before my physics exam and I’d thought that I’ll study whole night, around 2 in morning I felt to take a break.

I opened laptop and opened my fb account. I don’t remember much after that but the next time I regained consciousness, I was getting ready for school. The exam was smooth and I felt too tired when I came home.

The scene inside my house was quite different, everything was in it’s place, everyone were doing their work and I suddenly realise that my mummy is angry.

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Mummy: (In her top voice)Shashi come here.

Me: I’m tired mumma, I’m going to sleep.

Mummy: (Full of sarcasm)Oh! I forgot, you were studying whole night.

Me: Yes I was. Now, let me sleep.

After 20 minutes, somebody clapped near my ears.

Me: Papa! what on earth are you doing? I was…

Papa: Don’t give me that shit. Your mother had opened your laptop today and since you forgot to close the tabs, she’d watched all of yours and your girlfriend’s photo on fb. Now pretend you are hurt or she’ll kill me.

Me: You are best papa in the world. (*And I hugged him*)

Papa: By the way, she is hot!

Me: I take back my words.

I don’t think I’ve to explain how crazy is he.


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