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What is Google Docs and how does it work?
by rich weber oneline businessGoogle Must Have Everything
You know Google wants to be the God of the Internet. They have their hands in anything and almost everything online. They dominate the searches. They control Adsense and Adwords. They are in the process of mapping the world. They have even gone into the Mobile Phone business.
Now they have set their sights on Disney. Right now it is Snow White. It seems Google has it's own version of The Seven Dwarfs. They have even stole the names right from the story.Google Dwarfs explained.
Let me explain the Google Dwarfs.
Google Sleepy
Ever do a search on Google and get no results? Well, Google Sleepy was on duty that day. He falls asleep half the time and just misses everything that is happening. Personally, I don't have a problem with this. I'm not paying his salary. However, I will sue if I ever need life saving info quickly and Google Sleepy is passed out at the switch!
Google Sneezy
Beware Google Sneezy. With all his sneezing he does no one any good. Where do you think computer viruses come from? Well, I don't know, but I know Sneezy spreads them. I really think Sneezy should be in a hospital until his sneezing is under control. I guess Google has terrible Health Insurance.
Google Dopey
Google Dopey is the guy that sends you all the search results that don't pertain to anything. Some say he has a sense of humor, but I think he is really dopey. His name isn't funny, is it?
Google Happy
This is the guy that runs Google. He is so happy with all the ways he is making money. His plan for online dominance is working fine. He will be the master of the cyber world. Everything will rely on his thumb up or down. I suggest you kiss his butt if you can find out exactly who he is.
Google Bashful
Google Bashful is the guy that started Google Buzz. You see, he is only bashful face to face. Behind the computer, he is a tiger. With Google buzz he has thousands of followers. Naturally, he couldn't point them out in real life because he is too bashful.
Google Grumpy
You want to know who deletes your info? Wonder about the guy who turns down your Adsense account? Google Grumpy is the guy. No one knows why he is grumpy. My guess is woman troubles. If you can't get to Google Happy's butt, try kissing Google Grumpy's. Good luck with that.
Google Doc
I saved him for last because he is the reason we are all here. Google Doc is the answer man. You call Google with a problem, Doc is the guy you are talking to. Even if it's a female voice it is still Doc. You'll just have to trust me on that.
With all the knowledge that Google Doc
has, I wish he would take some time to fix Google Sneezy's sneezes. I
guess they are related. Without the spreading of viruses, both Google
Doc and Google Sneezy might be out of a job.
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Dave Gilbert
Web EntreprenuerWhat a hoot, LOVE IT bout time someone explained Google lol Jun 9th 2011 04:55 |
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Marko S.
 Web Presence ProviderHe, he, nice work. All the big players come to the point where they begin to break Jun 9th 2011 05:20 |
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Muriel & Graham Legg
Make your website mobile friendlyAll because Google bit the Apple Jun 9th 2011 05:33 |
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Paula van Dun
 RetiredLOL I have a T-shirt I bought in turkey. I says %^& Google, ask me. Jun 9th 2011 05:35 |
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yit w.
your social investment network.Google Docs is securely powered by the web, giving you the flexibility to be productive from your desk, on the road, at home and on your mobile phone, ... Jun 9th 2011 06:47 |
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Gregory Osborne
 Online Marketing Entrepreneur...Goggle is indeed EVERYWHERE you turn on-line these days, I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a monopoly in progress... Everyone will most likely have their own personal reasons for liking it or not liking it.... I've personally had some BAD experiences trying to deal with Goggle Adsense... Jun 9th 2011 09:12 |
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Paula van Dun
RetiredYes me to Gregory. For the most stupid reasons like using the word lingery in a directory with over 100 categories. And the sites listed in it were some shops with normal underwear Jun 9th 2011 10:01 |
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Enamul Huque
SEO SpecialistNo one can think of internet without google. Google is monster of the cyber world. Jun 9th 2011 11:00 |
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Anon E.
Internet Ninja@Rich, Very good. How about the Google Commandments...any chance ? Jun 9th 2011 13:30 |
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M. Mazharul Islam
 Internet MarketerGoogle and internet is somewhat similar to me........ Jun 9th 2011 14:31 |
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Gregory Osborne
Online Marketing Entrepreneur...@Paula, exactly my point, hard to get cost effective targeted ads posted onto your site... Jun 9th 2011 15:53 |
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Mildred Lybeck
Upward and Onward with IntegrityNice article, Rich. Innovative. WTG. Jun 9th 2011 16:06 |
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rich weber
oneline business@marketclick Google Commandments? Good idea. Keep your eyes open You may get your wish. Jun 9th 2011 16:55 |
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Gioi Tran
Affiliate MarketingAs much as you do, I like many features, tools, applets.. Google provides especially Adsense and Adwords where statistics count for info Jun 9th 2011 17:44 |
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Aurelio Martuscelli
PRO Blogger & TE OwnerIt's an upload service very useful, safe and free. So whenever I have to archive texts or long documents and somehow private, I put everything there. Good post, friend :-) Jun 10th 2011 00:22 |
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I love this one also. A lot because I am no fan of Google at all. And i think they have way to much power. Really like you style of writing!
Jun 9th 2011 04:37