Grouchy picture.

When going to get his driver's license renewed at the local motor-vehicle bureau, a man was not surprised to find that the building was packed.

The line inched along for almost an hour until he finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

"The clerk looked at his picture closely.

"It's okay," he reassured the man. "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."

Under the wagon.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon!"

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QueenHajar Akanqi   Entrepreneurship Where do you get this stuff! LOL Jun 1st 2011 14:05

Philippe Moisan   Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer Babu, you should create a group for jokes. That way, they would get a longer shelf life. Just a suggestion. :) Jun 1st 2011 14:06

QueenHajar Akanqi   Entrepreneurship Or, Just keep them coming because they make my day! Jun 1st 2011 14:31

Bipin Shah   Self Employed @Philippe Moisan Thanks for great suggestion I have started a group named "Laugh & Be Healthy" & is pending for approval. I will do my best to make all members smile, laugh & be healthy. Jun 2nd 2011 00:10

Philippe Moisan   Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer Thumbs up, sir! I'll join the group as soon as it is available :) Jun 2nd 2011 00:17

Bipin Shah   Self Employed @ Philippe Moisan Thanks !!!!!! Jun 2nd 2011 09:24

Philippe Moisan   Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer Is it approved? It should be by now Jun 2nd 2011 10:16

Bipin Shah   Self Employed Still not approved Jun 2nd 2011 11:57

Philippe Moisan   Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer uh oh... Wincer is asleep, I hope he can take of it tonight Jun 2nd 2011 12:30