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Just for laughs, spam comments on my blog

by Abraham Van der Linde Online Entrepreneur
Here are a few laughs for you, I have a selfhosted blog named Money Profits.

Here are Some spam comments on a post about Banner Advertising.

This is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like ?Mixview? that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you?re listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of ?neighbors? will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune ?Social? is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.

What does this have to do about Banner Advertising? LOL

And this one.

found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later

My site is not even listed on del.icio.us. LOL

And this one.

Great! a few months ago I had visited this blog, but I forget which article I read on this blog, I never thought in a single month this blog had more visitors than ever before. Good work friend, continue your blogging activities. greetings prosperous fellow bloggers.

This Blog is only 3 weeks old.

I have a post about Article Marketing. Here are some comments on that.

I am through with the Democrats and the Republicans. I am emailing the link to this blog to everyone I can think of, including the White House. I know they don?t read emails, but hey, it?s the principle of the thing.

Why would anyone want to email a link to my blog to the White House? This guy is really daft.


Each and every time I visit this site there?s something totally new and improved that i can study from. Haha I?ve held it?s place in your source code multiple times to learn how you?re using things so i could put them on my site. Thanks! I could educate you about solutions to make money online and.

What source code it this one talking about.

Please tell me this proved helpful correct? We dont want to sumit it once again basically don?t have to! Possibly the blog glitced out or even i?m an idiot, the second option does not shock me personally hehe. thank you for a great weblog!

This one IS an idiot, there's no second option. And my blogs DON'T GLITCH.


These are just a few examples of the kind of spammy comments you get when people are using some auto comment software just to get some back-links to their own sites.

Thank God for Akismet. The spam stopper for Wordpress. 

I just love spammers. They give me laughs when no one else can. ( Their comment don't get posted, I always moderate the comments on my blogs). 

I hope you had a few laughs with me.

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About Abraham Van der Linde Committed     Online Entrepreneur

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Comments

Andy Anderson Professional   Owner Yuma Bloggers
LOL Yeah my favorite is the one for my about us page that says.

My friend was right, you are an expert on this subject and a well respected author. Will there be more post like this? While you are at it could you please review my blog about XXXXXXX

On the About page there is a brief company bio and mission statement with the Address and licensing information. Needless to say one should always be an expert when it comes to remembering their address and phone number. LOL

Nobody said being a spammer required intelligence but they should have a minimum requirement.

Andy
Dec 10th 2010 15:05   
Abraham Van der Linde Committed   Online Entrepreneur
Yep, they have a minimum requirement. They need to have at least 1 braincell and at least 2 hands with 1 finger on each hand, 1 to do the typing and the other to scratch something. :)
Dec 10th 2010 15:23   
David Maas Senior   Business Administrator
You must see what I'm getting on my more serious information blogs...

They're just after free adverising...

What I do is this:
Check out the link they include and delete that, there is no advertising for them...I include there comment and add my comment afterwards, telling them exactly what I think of their post and thank them for the post too...the more posts you get on your blogs the higher the ranking...

So indirectly those idiots are making my rankings higher on the search engines too...

I'm laughing all the way to the bank...

David.
Apr 7th 2011 04:46   
Abraham Van der Linde Committed   Online Entrepreneur
@David. That's cool.

I did not think of it that way. I just might copy you and do it myself. :)

Thanks for the tip.
Apr 7th 2011 16:11   
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