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Blond Moments, We all Have Them
by Katrina O. Indiana Water Filters I love blond jokes and I am very prone to blond moments but today was just the biggest blond moment I have had in a very long time!I just had the ultimate stupid blond moment! Thought I would share...
It is about time for my husband to be home, so I thought I would fix him something chocolate so he will be in a good mood tonight. I am rushing around the kitchen, pulling things out I need for brownies, and I smell this awful smell. I am looking all over while trying to get the brownies mixed up and in the oven. Is it a rotten potato that is hiding? A dead mouse somewhere I can't see. Sniffing all over trying to find that odor.
Well, AFTER I light the oven, I notice a burner on, spewing propane. I must have bumped it on while I was rushing around. I thought about lighting a candle to cover the smell.
I bet the gas was spewing for a good half and hour! And I was sniffing it that long! Now, I have a headache.
Come on, who can top me!!! I want to hear!!
December 3, 2010
As I stated above, I love blond jokes! I had to share this one I just received from my friend Stacey Whitney!
The Blond Year in Review!
January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....
Power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.
September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's....They are so hard to peel.
November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
THE BEST BLOND JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
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About Katrina O. 
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water FiltersLOL! That is funny too! And thank you for sharing! Dec 1st 2010 17:01 |
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Joseph Botelho
 Investing One Gram at a TimeWoW, I was married to a blond once, hope she never did what you just said to me and l didn't know what actually hit me....if did happen had to taste good......too funny......like it....what blogging is all about.....once in a while you need to laugh.... Dec 1st 2010 20:35 |
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Laura Newton
 The Water Filter LadyThats just too funny Kat. I'm so glad you didnt light that candle! This story actually reminds me of a similar thing that happend to me a few weeks ago... I started dinner one afternoon..(around 3pm). I cut up some onions and beef to make beef stew and put it on low to cook. I Went outside, and decided to look closely at my tomatoes that were growing my small garden. We'd been having a problem with green worms eating them. Green worms are hard to see because they are the exact same color as the green tomatoes. So I walked over and saw a green worm voraciously munching away on one of the small green tomatoes, so I killed it and decided to till the garden. Then I spent about 45 minutes , watering and weeding the garden. My backyard screen door was open when I thought I smelled smoke. I'm like "OH SH.IT" ...I ran in, and the whole house was full of smoke. CRAP! I Pulled the pan off the burner, and opened all the windows, turned on the a/c fan, opened the front door to air it out. I didnt dare open the lid on the pan because i knew it was too hot. Of course my shoes were all full of mud from watering the garden, so I tracked in a crapload of mud on my carpets. Later when I was able to lift the lid off the pan, there was nothing but black charcoal resembling meat chunks. Of course I had to start a new batch of stew. I definately need to put the batteries in my smoke detectors! LOL Dec 2nd 2010 04:47 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water FiltersWow! Glad you didn't burn your house down! Funny stuff! Dec 2nd 2010 04:52 |
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Laura Newton
The Water Filter Ladyby the way Kat...How did the brownies turn out? Dec 2nd 2010 04:56 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water Filtershonestly, I do know what propane smells like, but I think the combination of that and chocolate just made it smell like rotten food or something to me...and Laura, they turned out good! Dec 2nd 2010 06:28 |
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Lori Campbell
 Not to long ago after going to the grocery store, then putting my groceries away, I went to go make some toast, I could have sworn I bought butter. I searched everywhere, Then I thought, well I must have been thinking I needed butter but just didnt get it....well several days later I went to go bake a cake, and guess where the butter was? Yup in the oven!!! God only knows why I put it there, but there is was...Just me being me I guess...:) lol Dec 2nd 2010 12:37 |
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Al Hamilton
Online MarketingThanks for the laughs to start my day, Katrina. I did recently move to a new place, and was somewhat unfamiliar w/ the stove. It was an Island counter unit, and all the knobs were on the right. I turned on my (electric) burner, put my leftover soup on, and went to go let the dogs out. I returned to find--I had turned on the wrong burner, and a kitchen towel nearby was in contact and was aflame! The soup eventually turned out fine...the towel was just alright, if you put some ketchup on it... Dec 3rd 2010 07:42 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water FiltersLOL!!! Too funny! See...we ALL have our blond moments...glad the soup was good! And the towel didn't burn the place down!! Dec 3rd 2010 07:55 |
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Laverne Arsenault
Internet Marketer,bloggerGot to visit your blog more often really enjoy it,love the humor can relate very well to your story LOL Dec 3rd 2010 17:08 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water Filters@ Lavern, Contribute! I want to know how you can relate! Come on now, the rest of us shared, now it is your turn! Dec 3rd 2010 17:13 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water Filters@ Lori, I have done weird things like that too. Even looked all over for my glasses, that were on my face!!! Dec 3rd 2010 17:16 |
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Lori Campbell
I have looked all over too for my glasses, but they were on top of my head........my husband always tells me, if my head wasn't attached I'd lose it too! Dec 6th 2010 13:20 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water Filterslol! Lori!! I think we all have done that..too funny! Dec 6th 2010 14:14 |
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Cindy Bolley
  HHCTB?What fun!! Thanks for the chuckle Cindy I don't have blond moments I have brown hair But somewhere along the way I got the name Silly Cindy Dec 8th 2010 16:21 |
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Katrina O.
Indiana Water FiltersReally Cindy, you don't have to be blond to have blond moments! I have a daughter who has red hair, and she is not allowed to go blond! LOL! Dec 9th 2010 03:40 |
LOL! I can't top you but I can relate a true story. I have a block on here called Military Missteps. I never got around to Part two which was after the whole three ring chicken beheading circus. that moment came later when we lit the immersion heaters to get the water heated up to pluck the birds.
The other guy who was on heater detail somehow managed to light a fireball in his heater. and he was leaning over the heater at the time. Luckily the only casualty of the explosion was his eyebrows! We laughed at him for about a month until they grew back in fully!
BTW this one is going in my eZine wih the funny blogs.
Dec 1st 2010 16:38