Some Unquotable Quotes from J Michael Grant

Here a few thoughts that needed to be dropped along the way. Pick them up, if you would like.

* Time is like toilet paper. A failure to plan ahead will result in an inconvenient shortage. - J Michael Grant

* Money is like toilet paper. A failure to plan ahead will result in an inconvenient shortage. - J Michael Grant

* Life is like toilet paper. A failure to plan ahead will result in an inconvenient shortage. - J Michael Grant

* The liberal politician views the sanctity of our nation much as he does an outhouse where the constitution is to be used as expediency demands. - J Michael Grant

* Life has set me adrift in a sea of uncertainty and washed me ashore on the land of forgotten dreams. There on the beach I find a purpose and follow it inland along uncharted streams. - J Michael Grant

* A team was never lead to victory by its cheerleaders. Positive reinforcement is useful in getting some people back on their feet, but once they're up you need to kick them in the butt to get them moving. - J Michael Grant