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Rapper DMX arrested for medical identity theft

In honor of DMX's (real name Earl Simmons) recent indictment for identity theft I thought I'd try my hand at writing a rap


Don't feel too good yes I'm really sick
Gotta do something pretty quick
Gonna see the doc let him fix me up
Now he's going to make me pee in a cup

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way

X-rays, exams, paper gowns and tests
Nothing for me but the very best
He figured it out and gave me a shot
Now I'm back on stage and hot hot hot

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way

Spending my money living large and on bling
Gotta find a way to get out of this thing
DMX, that's just my AKA
Guess I'll say my name is Troy today

But, I got a bill
Now that's really ill
I don't want to pay
heck no, no way.

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ppl_cheryl63 - Aug 9 2008 23:22 Report Unrelated Comment
Some of these rappers nowadays getting arrested just seems to make them more marketable.
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MASTERTIKITAK - Aug 9 2008 23:17 Report Unrelated Comment
Hi Cheryl.... Why not print it as a contemporary poem? It is unfortunately reflective ot the times we are living in. What puzzles me is that why ruin a good thing, working hard to get to stardom, becoming known, not just in America but all over the world, rake in great money for their efforts, then watch it go down the tubes over some careless action. Not sure if DMX or any others will become less "famous" , but some will definitely become less marketable, and, some will definitely lose their "status" with the advertisers. That is very sad...

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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 28 2008 19:43 Report Unrelated Comment
Thank you Lisa, I just could not resist
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Lisa Lomas - Jul 28 2008 17:36 Report Unrelated Comment
I think the rap was beauty, you lost your calling, lol.
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Peaceful - Jul 26 2008 13:14 Report Unrelated Comment
The victim is lucky that the gov't believed his story, or he himself might be charged with a crime for helping this guy stay hidden. It's a miracle that he wasn't killed off...

Sometimes I wonder about the circumstances surrounding the "convenient " deaths and disappearances of wealthy folks who have been charged with crimes. Given the fact that they can afford to buy a new Life, and that ID theft is so easy that a Rapper can do it... Hmmmmmmmmm....
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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 26 2008 12:50 Report Unrelated Comment
If we knew just who was committing identity theft we would be flabbergasted!
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Peaceful - Jul 26 2008 12:28 Report Unrelated Comment
I am still flabbergasted that the Serbian Death Machine, Karadzic, was hiding in plain sight by posing as a health counselor in a medical center for 12 years... Duh!

http://www.mylot.com/w/newsarticle/916494.aspx

Update: The real ID theft victim in this case was found alive, and now the gov't will be adding ID Theft charges to this creep's laundry list of war crimes.
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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 24 2008 09:42 Report Unrelated Comment
Well I guess he figured since he was "Known" by his stage name DMX no one would question him about his real name. Still it was a stupid move but he has not exactly been having a banner year either. He seems to be spending a lot of time in those custom made police bracelets!
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Peaceful - Jul 24 2008 09:06 Report Unrelated Comment
YO! Whuzupwiddat, YO?

Translation: I am quite curious as to how Mr. DMX could possibly hope to find gain from a crime ,in which a relatively anonymous persona is a much desirable feature, this would insure a less rapid response by the authorities concerned, I would hazard a guess or two. What say you?
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ppl_cheryl63 - Jul 24 2008 07:38 Report Unrelated Comment
It just goes to show you, anyone can be an identity thief!
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