There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his days off. One Saturday he...

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life...

This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks...