Please Spam in Human. Thank you Akismet for Weeding out Non Humans

by Sherri-Anne Myers Ladystrange Lingerie

     I have Posted a picture of what my Akismet filter is picking
up on my wordpress blog. I have never posted a picture here
before so I hope it comes out clearly.
    What in the world does this stuff say? I think aliens are
visiting my blog. I have received 168 totally bizarre comments
to my blog this month.
     So I decided to give a spamming class for all of the aliens
out there. Use Proper Spam etiquette as follows

1. Use actual words, do not just make them up.
2. Put the words in an order in which humans will understand.
3. Use only 1 Link
4. Your comment should be on the article you just read.
5. Just a link to your site with no other words is unacceptable.
6. No long lists of misspelled porn words

Thank you for visiting. I am just trying to find humor in the
weirdness of the internet.
Please if you read alien translate this stuff in the picture
and tell me what it means.

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About Sherri-Anne Myers Ladystrange Lingerie

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Joined APSense since, August 31st, 2007, From Napoleon, United States.

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Sherri-Anne Myers

Ladystrange Lingerie
The thing I am trying to figure out is the ping backs? Naturally you want as many links back to your site as possible. But I wonder if you de spam those, if they show up on your blog somehow? I have to research that topic a little more and I think that the answer is possibly in one of these great links you left me.
Mar 29th 2008 11:59

Sherri-Anne Myers

Ladystrange Lingerie
I figured out if you approve them, yes the track backs and ping backs will show on your page. I think the best way to this is to leave them in you akismet folder until the 15 days are up when Akismet automatically deletes them. That way they are linking to you for 15 days, without you linking back
Mar 30th 2008 09:26

Gary Holbrook

Sherri since my appalachian blog hit number 1 in March on Google, and Aol i have had some really weird things going on also. However i was able to fix it through Blogger. I joined wordpress yesterday to see what would happen with that. Guess i was lucky. so far nothing has changed my rankings. Spammers have been a problem with my websites at points in time when our sites success seems to be on the move. To me that says that hacker or hackers was able to access a code or codes i use. So my answer to that is, i am careful about sending anything to anyone that asks me certain things about my sites or that is personal. Guess this ol hillbilly just ain't smart enuf to keep up with them wizards on here hehe. Anyway Sherri i like your spunk and willingness to work as hard as you do to be successful. Your friend at Apsense.
Gary
Apr 6th 2008 21:16

Sherri-Anne Myers

Ladystrange Lingerie
Well Gary. I like wordpress except you can not have any java script (This is actually good for me because I went a little nuts on my blogger blog with all of the community scripts there- I wound up with allot of clutter). The akismet spam feature is a must. I found that if you use the posts option with tags at wordpress you get a bunch of tag surfers and better google rankings under those tags, for some reason the page option does not offer the tags. Good luck.

Apr 8th 2008 12:51

Arthur Webster

Just plain honesty
I have a slightly different problem.

My blog at http://www.costadelsol.mylocalgazette.com/blog is receiving posts which should, really be treated as spam because they are nothing to do wiith what my blog is about - the trouble is, I am getting some really great articles that are simply too good to delete!
Apr 10th 2008 13:00