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| This is an older discussion that I am now locking. |
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| Rockyp you have to have a sense of humor to stay focused on Apsense. This Community needs all the help it can get. Thanks for stopping by, great to hear from you. Jenn you and those buzzards. I will have to mail you Rambo Kitty to take care of them for you. I can send him down to Georgia VIA Catapult, just let me know. |
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| All YA'LL Plucking dam beaver turkey buzzards are killing me!!!!
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| You know that's a wild pic and I see you have a great sense of humor too! WOW!!!!!!
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| I go away for a few hours and look what happens. Arthur you are a riot. I am laughing my butt off with the comments you wrote. This is closure for me. |
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| Hi, snakesmum,
The closure. David L Price - "Pluck it!" Ryan DeVries - "Plucking no-brain bureaucrats!"
The Old Coot
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| Arthur I back tracked and read about your Dam beavers Man did I ever laugh Where we live beavers are a real problem They do flood roads (total wash outs at times) but.......... You can wonder thru our town streets and not see one. Yet you cans till step in bear poop if you aren't careful Cant totally relate LOL Great stuff my friend Wendy |
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| Im just trying not to be roadkill on the super information HWY |
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| Hey all I did was take an evening with hubby (wink) a few hours and OMG now I will play catch up tomorrow Read Beavers and ...............LOL Wendy |
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| HOLY HECK!!!
What the Pluck have all you Dam beavers been up to? ~dick |
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| YEAH What finally happened.? I want closure like Jean too. hahaha |
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| Love the brain cell, AND the Dam Beavers story.
What finally happened? I want closure! :-) |
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| Hi, fishie,
Glad you liked it - a real true story. Did you miss the brain cell story? THAT is what I call sexist - and serve us right too!!
The Old Coot
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| OMGosh Cootsy!! That is absolutely hilarious!!! I love it. Wonder if they went bear hunting for illegal dumping after that? ROFLOL!! Nice dam share ! |
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| Arthur I have to read and reread these two comments you left here. I have no comment right now but will come to them later after I get my head straight. |
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| Pete this Rambo Kitty can shoot and hit the target with his eyes closed. I am an Optician and can easily make him up a pair of eyeglasses but he won't wear them. He insist that he is a good shot without them. I can't argue with Rambo Kitty, he has too many weapons. He just purchased two elephants guns and a Catapult. I have no idea he is up too. |
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| This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's response is hilarious, but read the State's letter before you get to the response letter. SUBJECT: DEQ File No.97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. DeVries: It has come to the attention of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity: Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond. A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department's files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated. The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream locations. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2007. Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or any further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action.. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions. Sincerely, David L. Price District Representative and Water Management Division.
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| Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries: Re: DEQ File No 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County Dear Mr. Price, Your certified letter dated 12/17/06 has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania . A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood "debris" dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of natures building materials "debris." I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate their dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity. My first dam question to you is: (1) Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers, or (2) do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request? If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, through the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued. Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated. I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren't the beavers entitled to legal representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department's dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling their dam names. If you want the stream "restored" to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers -- but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English. In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers' Dams). So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2007? The Spring Pond Beavers may be under the dam ice then: and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them then. In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump! Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office. THANK YOU. RYAN DEVRIES & THE DAM BEAVERS
The Old Coot
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THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but there was no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still there was no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared because there were no brain cells around, and she yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away............. . "We're down here."
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