Quickies by (Nick) Today is going to be unique......

 

 

Quickies   

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I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank
you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life. Please
leave a message after the Beep.
If I do not return your call, You
are one of the changes."
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Aspire
to inspire before you expire.
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"My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine." 

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Frustration
is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give
without remembering
And take without forgetting. 

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The
irony of life is that, by the time You're
old enough to know your way Around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God
made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her
first question.  

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I
was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find
one.
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Every
morning is the dawn of
a new error. 

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