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 Welcome to the bad jokes corner. This Blog is for you all to add your Jokes or Wise sayings. The more the merrier, all are welcomed. Check in from time to time as more will be added. Here is one of my favorites: TO BE IS TO DO SOCRATES TO DO IS TO BE PLATO DO BE DO BE DO SINATRA This Blog was intended to get laughs, smiles and chuckles. If my jokes wasn't funny to you, I encourage you to post your own here with us. Jeunelle's Wordpress JeunelleFoster.com Jeunelle's World |
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GOOD GOD WENDY This is HILARIOUS. I am loving it. Thank you for posting this. You can bet you will get some ROARING LAUGHTER HERE. Jeunelle's World |
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| Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river" Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river" Poof! ... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge. GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! "If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!" Have a Sunny Day !! Wendy "Global Wide" "Business-in-a-Box" |
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| WENDY............THANK YOU!!!! THAT IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Stop making me laugh ROFLMAO It hurts LOL Wendy "Global Wide" "Business-in-a-Box" |
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Boy you guys are great. I am lost for words. This is so funny. All I came up with was my CILL MY LANDLORD and DO BE DO BE DO. ha ha Jeunelle's World |
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| Funny one Here's some more Not really funny but............. The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! English was invented by people, not computers And it reflects the creativity of the human race (Which of course isn't a race at all) That is why When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up this observation, It ends. Wendy "Global Wide" "Business-in-a-Box" |
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| The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me to sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.......And believe me, it helps me sleep at night." "You gotta love Grandmas!" Simplifying Lives and Securing Lifestyles HERE |
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Oh no. Pneumia is tough to kick but I have a feeling you will kick it Wendy. I will throw in a pray with BIG PAPI for you. We are tight. Jennifer I am loving them. Keep them coming yau'll. Jeunelle's World |
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| Well, I am glad I got you laughing....but sorry it hurt so bad! I hope you get well very very very soon! Sorry to hear that you are sick! Praying for you Wendy!
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| I just spent the better parts of a half hour recuperating from the one about computers being Males.
Now that struck my funny bone. Reason for recup is I have a touch of pneumia (after spending most of yesterday in emerg) Confirmed this am Got laughin so oooo hard it hurt, then started coughin and what the hell It was worth Wendy "Global Wide" "Business-in-a-Box" |
