Women vs Men

    
When John found out he was going to inherit a 
    
fortune, when his sickly father died, he decided 
    
he needed a woman to enjoy it with.  
    

    
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where 
    
he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever 
    
seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
    

    
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said 
    
as he walked up to her, but in just a week or 
    
two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20
    
million dollars."
    

    
Impressed, the woman went home with him that 
    
evening and, three days later, she became 
    
his stepmother.
    

    
Women are so much smarter than men...