Stopped for speeding.
by Bipin Shah Self Employed A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain".
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
The man tried again to plead his case. "But officer, I just wanted to say . . ."
"And I said to keep quiet!" The officer said, "You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Philippe Moisan Tutorial videos, sci-fi writer
ROFL Now who will be in BIG trouble ? :) Jun 1st 2011 12:27 |
Kevin Bru It's All Up to YOU! Act NOW!
That's why it's always a good idea to let the other person talk sometimes. Jun 1st 2011 12:31 |
The wrong person to toss in the clink!
Jun 1st 2011 12:23